Curse

EchoSex · Sep 05, 2005, 06:31 AM // 06:31

I've done some soul searching and I found the song that best describes me.. What about you?

Denis Leary - I'm an ***hole

*Skipping intro*

I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job
I'm your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an ***hole (he's an ***hole)
I'm an ***hole (he's an ***hole, such an ***hole)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying "how about this heat?"

I'm an ***hole (he's an ***hole)
I'm an ***hole (he's the world's biggest ***hole)

Sometimes I park in the handicap spaces
While handicapped people make handicap faces

I'm an ***hole (he's an ***hole)
I'm an ***hole (he's a real ******* ***hole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
Nah

I'm an ***hole (he's an ***hole)
I'm an ***hole (he's the world's biggest ***hole)

You know what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal lions for head lights (yeah!)
And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those greeseball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a god**** thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because we've got the bombs, that's why
2 words, nuclear RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin' weapons, OK?!
Russia, Germany, Romania they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tianamen Square and it won't make a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, OK?!
John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Castive Eddies,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckenthorp, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas...

(Hey! You know, you really are an ***hole!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
I'm an ***hole (he's an ***hole)
I'm an ***hole (he's the world's biggest ***hole)
*-*-*-H-O-L-E
Everybody
*-*-*-H-O-L-E

I'm an ***hole and I'm proud of it.

Kailynn Ember · Sep 05, 2005, 06:55 AM // 06:55

I use to have a boyfriend that said that song described him and I have to say that I really do agree... surely your not an asshole???!!!

hmmm what song would describe me??? I don't have a clue really... ask my husband... (Serafita Kayin) ... he is so good with those types of things... I think his brain is outgrowing his head though... I believe I saw brains leaking out his ears... LOL!

Guillaume De Sonoma · Sep 05, 2005, 07:06 AM // 07:06

I think thiese applies to most everyone at one time or another:
Big Machine
-The Goo Goo Dolls

Ecstasy is all you need
Living in the big machine
Oh you're so vain
Now your world is way too fast
Nothing's real and nothing lasts
And I'm aware
I'm in love but you don't care

Turn your anger into lust
I'm still here but you don't trust at all
And I'll be waiting
Love and sex and loneliness
Take what's yours and leave the rest
So I'll survive
God it's good to be alive

I'm torn in pieces
I'm blind and waiting for you
My heart is reeling
I'm blind and waiting for you

Still in love with all your sins
Where you stop and I begin
And I'll be waiting
Living like a house on fire
What you fear is your desire
It's hard to deal
I still love the way you feel

Now this angry little girl
Drowning in this petty world
And I'm who you run to
Swallow all your bitter pills
That's what makes you beautiful
You're all or not
I don't need what you ain't got

I'm torn in pieces
I'm blind and waiting for you
My heart is reeling
I'm blind and waiting for you

I'm blind and waiting for you
I'm blind and waiting for you No I can't believe it's coming true
God it's good to be alive
And I'm still here waiting for you
No I can't believe it's coming true
I'm blind and waiting for you

And this:
Sympathy
-The Goo Goo Dolls

Stranger than your sympathy
This is my apology
I'm killing myself from the inside out
And all my fears have pushed you out

I wished for things that I don't need
All I wanted
And what I chase won't set me free
All I wanted
And I get scared but I'm not crawling on my knees

Oh yeah everything's all wrong yeah
Everything's all wrong yeah
Where the hell did I think I was

Stranger than your sympathy
I take these things so I don't feel
I'm killing myself from the inside out
Now my head's been filled with doubt

It's hard to lead the life you choose
All I wanted
When all your luck's run out on you
All I wanted
You can't see when all your dreams are coming true

Oh yeah it's easy to forget yeah
You choke on the regrets yeah
Who the hell did I think I was

Stranger than your sympathy
All these thoughts you stole from me
I'm not sure where I belong
Nowhere's home and I'm all wrong

And I wasn't all the things
I tried to make believe I was
And I wouldn't be the one to kneel
Before the dreams I wanted
And all the talk and all the lies
Were all the empty things disguised as me
Yeah stranger than your sympathy, stranger than your sympathy

and this too. For some reason i'm really drawn to the goo goo dolls

Name:
-The Goo Goo Dolls

And even though the moment passed me by
I still can't turn away
Cuz all the dreams you never thought you'd lose
Got tossed along the way
And letters that you never meant to send
Got lost or thrown away

And now we're grown up orphans
And never knew their names
We don't belong to no one
That's a shame
But you could hide beside me
Maybe for a while
And I won't tell no one your name
And I won't tell 'em your name

And scars are souvenirs you never lose
The past is never far
Did you lose yourself somewhere out there?
Did you get to be a star?
And don't it make you sad to know that life
Is more than who we are

We grew up way too fast
And now there's nothing to believe
And reruns all become our history
A tired song keeps playing on a tired radio
And I won't tell no one your name
And I won't tell 'em your name
I won't tell em' your name
Oooh, oooh, oooh
I won't tell em' your name
Ow!

I think about you all the time
But I don't need the same
It's lonely where you are
Come back down
And I won't tell 'em your name

Sorry for the extremely long post

Fenris Wulf · Sep 05, 2005, 07:09 AM // 07:09

I would be Linkin Park's "Breaking The Habit"

Memories consume like opening the wounds
I'm picking me apart again
You all assume
I'm safe here in my room
Unless I try to start again
I don't want to be the one the battles always choose
Cuz inside I realize that I'm the one confused

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream...
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean...
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright...
So I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit tonight

Clutching my cure
I tightly lock the door
I try to catch my breath again
I hurt much more than any time before
I have no options left again
I don't want to be the one the battles always choose
Cuz inside I realize that I'm the one confused

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream...
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean...
I don't know how I got this way
I'll never be alright...
So I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit tonight

I'll paint it on the walls
Cuz I'm the one at fault
I'll never fight again
and this is how it ends...

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream...
But now I have some clarity to show you what I mean...
I don't know how I got this way
I'll never be alright...
So I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit tonight

Ultimate_Gaara · Sep 05, 2005, 08:47 AM // 08:47

Hmm i do not have a song that describes me.. however if you turn on a channal late at night and you see the rainbow with a loud beep sound in the back ground thats pretty much me... boring... umm colourful?

Anyways a song i really like however and can relate to is Supertramp - Take the Long Way Home. I listen to this like 10 times a day at least, believe it or not it best describes my dog (yeah.. my dog has a song but not me), not so much the words, but the song as a whole and the tone it has really gets to me

Anyways im not going into detail because im not to intent on talking about such a painful matter

I did not proof read this so there are more than likely a wrong line or typo or something..

So you think you’re a romeo
Playing a part in a picture-show
Take the long way home
Take the long way home

Cos you’re the joke of the neighborhood
Why should you care if you’re feeling good
Take the long way home
Take the long way home

But there are times that you feel you’re part of the scenery
All the greenery is comin’ down, boy
And then your wife seems to think you’re part of the
Furniture oh, it’s peculiar, she used to be so nice.

When lonely days turn to lonely nights
You take a trip to the city lights
And take the long way home
Take the long way home

You never see what you want to see
Forever playing to the gallery
You take the long way home
Take the long way home

And when you’re up on the stage, it’s so unbelievable,
Unforgettable, how they adore you,
But then your wife seems to think you’re losing your sanity,
Oh, calamity, is there no way out?

Does it feel that you life’s become a catastrophe?
Oh, it has to be for you to grow, boy.
When you look through the years and see what you could
Have been oh, what might have been,
If you’d had more time.

So, when the day comes to settle down,
Who’s to blame if you’re not around?
You took the long way home
You took the long way home...........

Edge Martinez · Sep 05, 2005, 09:37 AM // 09:37

A Small Victory by Faith No More

A hierarhcy
Spread out on the nightstand
The spirit of team
Salvation is another chance
A sore loser
Yelling with my mouth shut

A cracking portrait
The fondling of trophies
The null of losing
Can you afford that luxury? A sore winner
But I'll just keep my mouth shut

It shouldn't bother me
But it does

The small victories
The cankers and medallions
The little nothings
They keep me thinking that someday
I might beat you
But I'll just keep my mouth shut

It shouldn't bother me
But it does

IF I SPEAK AT ONE CONSTANT VOLUME
AT ONE CONSTANT PITCH
AT ONE CONSONANT RHYTHM RIGHT INTO YOUR EAR,
YOU STILL WON'T HEAR, YOU STILL WON'T HEAR

Lag Hell · Sep 05, 2005, 09:42 AM // 09:42

I dont really get this, neither do i want to type up all the lyrics, but id say Sing for the Moment

strungout · Sep 05, 2005, 09:44 AM // 09:44

this one describes me a bit i guess... i find myself relating to a lot of songs by Strung Out... hence my addiction for them

Mind of My Own by Strung out

It's four o' clock
the t.v.'s on
my mind is shut off
and my own thoughts are gone
I change the channel
I change my mind
I change my life
I wanna leave it all behind

'cause I don't have a mind of my own
I am influenced by everything that I see
and I can't help it now
everything in my life just thinks for me

can't help this habit
I'm in love with my disease
worshiping my idle time
a life I cannot seize
trapped by depression
and I sleep all day
but xanax, valium, ativan
makes it all ok
it's so much more
than a cry for attention
no loving hands can soothe this ache
so much more than a war with the world
it's my own degradation
it's my own self hate
I preach my pessimism
right out loud to anyone who'll listen
I'm not afraid to be alive
I'm afraid to be alone

late at night my monsters find me
from under the bed or out of my past
all alone with nobody to talk to
sanity gets put to the test
I close my eyes but I'm still haunted
sometimes I get too twisted to sleep
as all my world crumbles all around me
inspirations become admissions of defeat

'cause I don't have a mind of my own
everything in my life just thinks for me

MCS · Sep 05, 2005, 10:04 AM // 10:04

Whatever by Godsmack

Mostly this part

Quote:

And I wonder day to day
I don't like you anyway
I don't need your sh*t today
You're pathetic in your own way

Anyway, anyone whos going to read all the lyrics of this song can just go google it.

Old Dood · Sep 05, 2005, 03:37 PM // 15:37

With me the song I like to think of myself as, is: 16 Tons by Tennesee Ernie Ford

It is an old one, but once you hear it, it will be stuck in your head all day long.

Here Is a Link with the song: http://www.ernieford.com/Sixteen%20Tons.htm

midnyte13 · Sep 05, 2005, 03:50 PM // 15:50

this is me. Dying in a moment of Splendor, by Human Drama.

I am a hero
I am an actor
I'm this violent shade of blue
I am newly discovered tension
Still confused by yesterday

I am a hero
On a mission
Staking claims, yielding none

I am an artist
With a vision
Seeing hell, his destiny

I know the simple sting of a tear
Sends the star crashing to earth

Dying in a moment of splendor
For a moment the glory and the death
Are one the same

I am an actor
So unfeeling
Then a flower, I am crushed

I am a villain
Unstable and anguished
Then an angel, you trust

The heartless echo of memory
sends the actor whirling twirling
Falling to his knees

Dying in a moment of splendor
For a moment the glory and the death
Are one the same

I am a bubble
Almost to bursting
Swollen by unrelinquishing pride

I am the shrinking
Remains of potential
Never growing as I should

Dying in a moment of splendor
For a moment the glory and the death
Are one the same